SCREAM 6:
Was it scary? No.
If you have seen any of the other Scream movies, then you know what’s coming. And that’s what comes.
The fun is in trying to figure out who the killer is and why.
The acting is … by actors.
The meta-analysis by the characters is slightly less obnoxious than in 5.
Jump Scares: 7
If you like Scream movies, then this _is_ a Scream movie! If you don’t like Scream movies, stay home and eat some Girl Scout cookies.
COCAINE BEAR:
No one has any right to be mad about this movie. It’s literally called “cocaine bear” and you knew what you were getting into!
It’s alternately funny (You’re probably a terrible person if you laugh. Guy and I laughed a lot) and concerning. And the last picture is what I looked like through most of this film.
It has a stellar cast (better than Scream!) but I do not think it will get any best picture nods.
If the name appeals to you at all, go see it.
