Smart Chickens

This volume contains over forty essays on sex, drugs, root canals, sh*t my kids say, and—of course—everything email. From spam to marriage proposals, it’s all in here.

This volume contains over forty essays on sportsball, beavers, and—of course—everything about that weird family. From voicemail to why the aliens are going to eat us, it’s all in here.

This volume contains over forty essays on that time the words “hearing aid” were unclear on TV, that time science made a glow-in-the-dark puppy, and—of course—everything telemarketing. From physics to fun pranks, it’s all in here.

This volume contains over forty essays on grammar, left-handedness, and—of course—that time I thought my kitten was a ghost. From my cute dogs to my failed attempts at going green, it’s all in here.