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Over forty essays on sex, drugs, root canals, sh*t my kids say, and—of course—everything email. From spam to marriage proposals, it’s all in here.
Smart Chickens
Why are you here? Why are we here? I don’t know.
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Smart Chickens – We’re Not Like Other Families
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Over forty essays on sportsball, beavers, and—of course—everything about that weird family. From voicemail to why the aliens are going to eat us, it’s all in here.
Smart Chickens – Tele Me More
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Over forty essays on that time the words “hearing aid” were unclear on TV, that time science made a glow-in-the-dark puppy, and—of course—everything telemarketing. From physics to fun pranks, it’s all in here.
Smart Chickens – Omega Dog
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Over forty essays on grammar, left-handedness, and—of course—that time I thought my kitten was a ghost. From my cute dogs to my failed attempts at going green, it’s all in here.
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